Cod Almighty | Article
by Codswallop
7 October 2008
I'll tell you the trouble with Gordon Clown's ZaNuLabBritain. No respect for the law! I blame the PC politically correct brigade. Apparently we're not allowed to teach children right from wrong. Or punch them in the face until they learn to salute Britain's brave bobbies on the beat. And instead of a clip round the ear, they get electric computer games!! Nothing wrong with a bit of old-fashioned discipline, that's what I say. My old dad, bless him, he used to beat me round the head three times a day with a four-foot length of hardboard and it never did me any harm. I keep telling my son that but he won't listen. It's a job making someone understand when he hasn't spoken to you in 20 years.
The same applies to football. No respect for the law. No sense of right and wrong. Ever since the politically correct PC brigade made us let the foreign asylum immigrant seekers in it's been nothing but money money money, diving and rolling round on the floor in the filth. You don't see the true Brit indulging in antics like that. Look at the heroes of the national team. Joe Cole. Ashley Cole. Christian Hargreaves. Clean as a whistle and as English as a lovely cup of Darjeeling!!
John Fenty is a man who understands right and wrong. Look at his politics. Victorian values, respect for the law, and back to basics. That's what Codswallop likes to see. The politically correct PC brigade might bang on about his conviction for speeding - that's when they're not munching their nut cutlets, ha, ha!! - but speeding is not a real crime like fraud or taxation. Granted, speeding is against the law. That is true. But Mr Fenty started with nothing, and if a man can start with nothing and make a big load of money money money then who are the PC brigade and Gordon Clown's bungling bobbies to stop him enjoying a fast, manly car with the fruits of his labour? The law is an ass!!
So, Alan Buckley, fantastic manager. There's no bigger fan of his achievements than Codswallop. I have the utmost respect for him as a manager and I always have. A great track record of success. Three promotions. Proper passing football. Most important of all, Grimsby Town is an English football team and he kept that reputation whiter than white. I won't hear a word against Alan Buckley. Mr Fenty was absolutely right to sack him though. And I stopped going for a couple of years because of all that boring negative football in 1999. And when he went to West Brom I set fire to his bins. Greatest manager this football club has ever had!!!
So, Mike Newell. A tremendous appointment by Mr Fenty. A great track record of success. A man of integrity who will stand up to the blood sucking parasites who infest our beautiful game. You know who I'm talking about. That's right. Lady linesmen!! You want to sing "get your t*ts out for the lads" to a lady linesman, or smack your missus round the head with the ironing board, and these days the PC political correctness brigade tell you you're not allowed to!!! They banned Christmas the other year you know! I read it in the paper! It's true! Look - Christmas doesn't exist any more!!!
As much as Codswallop supports the appointment of Mike Newell I can't help feeling Mr Fenty has missed an opportunity. Why? Because he denied even approaching the best candidate for the manager's job role vacancy at Blundell Park. Who was that? It was the tried and proven manager of Kettering Town, Nuneaton's Steve Evans!!
Now I know what the lentil munching Grauniad brigade who run Cod Almighty would have to say about that. Try telling them about Evans' great track record of success and it's the usual socialist whinging about creative envelopes and brown accountancy! Well let me tell you this. None of us are whiter than white! If Evans had got the job he'd have got results - and you'd have come running back to Blundell Park with your legs between your tail. Football is a results business - and there's no room for the holier-than-thou PC political correctness brigade moralising about right and wrong!!!