About the Gallery of Gurns
#1 Tony Ford
#2 Steve Hetzke
#3 Kevin Moore
#4 Kennedy and Robson
#5 Jonny Rowan
#6 Paul Raven (and mate)
#7 Stoke vs Grimsby
#8 Macca - calendar star
#9 Davison's season to remember
#10 Barnard Ooh!
#11 Darren Jagger
#12 Young talent
#13 I'm a little teapot
#14 Mirror, mirror...
#15 Darren's pout-on
#16 Sam Parkin
#17 Claus Jorgensen
#18 Paul Robinson
#19 Tony Crane
#20 Iain Anderson
#21 Michael Boulding
#22 Mark Tyler
#23 Nyron Nosworthy and Patrick Agyemang
#24 Ruud van Nistelrooy
#25 Wes Parker
#26 David Soames
#27 Alan Shearer
#28 Nobby Solano
#29 Chris Casper
#30 Rodney Jack
#31 Phil Neal
#32 Furlong and Williams
#33 Peter Taylor
#34 Richard Carpenter
#35 Bent and Dailly
#36 Joe Cole
#37 Alan Shearer
#38 Simon Charlton
#39 Alan Smith
#40 Iffy Onuora part 1
#41 Iffy Onuora part 2
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#17: Claus Jorgensen
3 September 2003
Cod Almighty's very own Simon Wilson went to Valley Parade to get this fabulous
shot of Claus Jorgensen from the Bradford matchday programme. And what a
corker it is too - Mr Jorgensen has cleverly split his face in two: cover
the lower half of the face with a bit of paper... no, go on, do it... and
Claus's eyes and forehead look perfectly normal. Now pull the paper away,
and hey presto - it's Alfred Steptoe with a mouthful of witchety grubs. Also
observe his use of arms - one doing an ouran-outang swing, the other a
chimpy underarm scratch. I'm sure you'll agree that this could be right up
there when it comes to deciding Gurn of the Year. Keep your eyes peeled,
readers, and keep them coming.
Do you have any pictures of players gurning? Have a flick through your piles of old programmes, scan 'em in and email them to us at codalmightygurns@yahoo.co.uk.
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