About the Gallery of Gurns
#1 Tony Ford
#2 Steve Hetzke
#3 Kevin Moore
#4 Kennedy and Robson
#5 Jonny Rowan
#6 Paul Raven (and mate)
#7 Stoke vs Grimsby
#8 Macca - calendar star
#9 Davison's season to remember
#10 Barnard Ooh!
#11 Darren Jagger
#12 Young talent
#13 I'm a little teapot
#14 Mirror, mirror...
#15 Darren's pout-on
#16 Sam Parkin
#17 Claus Jorgensen
#18 Paul Robinson
#19 Tony Crane
#20 Iain Anderson
#21 Michael Boulding
#22 Mark Tyler
#23 Nyron Nosworthy and Patrick Agyemang
#24 Ruud van Nistelrooy
#25 Wes Parker
#26 David Soames
#27 Alan Shearer
#28 Nobby Solano
#29 Chris Casper
#30 Rodney Jack
#31 Phil Neal
#32 Furlong and Williams
#33 Peter Taylor
#34 Richard Carpenter
#35 Bent and Dailly
#36 Joe Cole
#37 Alan Shearer
#38 Simon Charlton
#39 Alan Smith
#40 Iffy Onuora part 1
#41 Iffy Onuora part 2
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#32: Furlong and Williams
28 April 2004
There wasn't much fun to be had if you were a Town fan at Stockport on 24
April. The Hatters scored twice in the first ten minutes; the Mariners
looked clueless and defunct; the tannoy had been borrowed from the MoD's
Sonic Warfare department. What joy, then, to open the matchday programme and
discover this peach of a fizzog-twister, depicting QPR's Paul Furlong doing
battle with County's youthful young youngster Ashley Williams.
Much is expected of Williams, signed from Hednesford Town and still only
twelve years old (or three hundred and seventeen, if you're reading this on
the 'Wide Webnet Interworld Exhibition at the Science and Industry Museum in
the year 2309) So, anyway, promising this kid may be, but he has a long way
to go. Several years his senior, Furlong has pulled out all the stops and
quite frankly urinated all over him. Williams'
hold-my-breath-until-I-pass-out effort might have been fine in the
Conference, but Furlong shows what the big boys can do, with his utterly
amazing mach 12 cheek flubber, a crazy made-of-glass left eye, and teeth
that are somewhere between Dawn of the Dead and Wallace and Grommit.
Awesome.
Do you have any pictures of players gurning? Have a flick through your piles of old programmes, scan 'em in and email them to us at codalmightygurns@yahoo.co.uk.
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