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Diary - Wednesday 4 February 2009

4 February 2009

They say no news is good news, but that's not the case when you've got to write the Diary. Although given that I've only just realised it's me who should be doing it and it's currently 2pm then maybe they are right after all.

So - right. Hmmm. Hey, the daily fucking racist has written some story about how some shit ref or other has been punished by being 'relegated' to League Two to run the line at BP this weekend. I didn't see said Premierwank incident so I can't comment on it, and I'm sure the press have written tedious paragraph after tedious paragraph about it already anyway. Was Gerrard involved? I dunno. Let's say he was and it was all his fault and he should get a 500-game ban. Right, that's that out of the way. Anyway, why do we have to have their rejects? Let's have some consistency here. If a ref bollocks up and gets dumped on us in the lower tier, then why not apply the same rule for players? If some fucking whining shit-arse player from the Premier plays up and gets a red - get them down to League Two. Teams could draw lots, with the lucky team getting to field said mardy-arsed Premo-whinger for a couple of weeks. We could even fix the draw so Barnet always end up with the player - a sort of lower-league charity. Brats for Barnet. Gerrard could be the president and his role would be to speak at an annual bash about the benefits of the scheme, after which we could all take turns to repeatedly punch him in his stupid face. The cunt.

Anyways, that's about it. Over to someone a bit less sweary tomorrow I expect. What? Oh fuck off.