Cod Almighty | Diary

Jumpers are the worst goalposts

5 March 2014

Good morning, fellow Town fans – your London Diary here on an absolutely beautiful day in the capital. So, England C beat Jordan under-23s 1-0 last night in a game that meant Town couldn't play on the same night. I'm not going to argue with the FA or Conference as they are right most of the tim… woah, what's that? You can book Wembley with a few months' notice if you throw enough money at it? Well, someone's done a fib.

Last night was our last night off. As of Saturday we're full steam ahead with at least two games per week and one mental week in early April, but we'll be fine, WE WILL BE FINE. At least we're not Braintree, poor sods.

So what did the lads do with their day off? They shot stuff! Woo! Yeah! The team partook in some team bonding yesterday which consisted of laser shooting and archery. There's something unnerving about seeing Dave Moore with a shotgun in his hand and a smile on his face. Obviously he's wearing shorts. He's never not wearing shorts. All the players looked like they were having fun (insert joke about John-Lewis and his double-barrel hitting the target) and the day was put on by a man called Mark Fenty. What a small world we live in!

I think that is all from me today. Yep, that's all you're getting. It's going to be a busy month in CA Towers so I'm going to do some bonding of my own. You take care, sweethearts.