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Diary - Thursday 3 May 2007

3 May 2007

With Mr Normal Diary's computer having, like Luton's Ex-Michael Reddy bearing down upon goal, an unfathomable last minute collapse, you're stuck with Deviant Diary breaking off from cooking some carrots and contemplating just when to mow the lawn.

Now, where's that rake?

In a packed programme tonight we have... no news. That's good, isn't it? The Official Site is reduced to spinning some mumbled telephone call to Bradley Allen from the Barnet programme as news and it's good to see that Curtis Woodhouse still has a role to play - space filling for the rag-bag formerly known as the Grimsby Evening Telegraph. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn, do you? Did he? Are we drifting in to a Lionel Ritchie song?

Look, we're still not interested in that non-celebrity death match: Fenty v Burns. One of them will have to lose a limb before we even think about commenting. We have standards.

So shall we ponder the end? Who shall play on Saturday? Will it be Macca's last, again? After an absence the Alchemist Buckley's heart may grow fonder for Straight Peter Bore, who emerged from his introspection to play in last Monday's Reserve's thrashing of Doncaster Rovers. We really need to know if SPB will be coming out at Gay Meadow, don't we.

And talking of absences, Cod Almighty will be unmanned over the workers holiday as the entire editorial team will be locked away at a rural retreat working on next season's Corporate Strategy, and finding 46 different ways of saying "passing and movement". Unless, of course, we can persuade some poor sucker to Guestly Diary tomorrow while we all sip champagne and choke on our canapés at a swanky end of season do.