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Diary - Wednesday 23 September 2009

23 September 2009

Idle Diary writes: After yesterday's close examination of Peter Sweeney's eyebrows, Sean Fieldsend felt compelled to send an email Cod Almighty's way: "That has just made me feel a bit ill and a bit scared. They are proper harrowing eyes/eyebrows. Please don't show me those again. Perhaps you could put a picture of something nice in the Diary tomorrow to redress the balance. Please!" Since you ask, Sean, to accompany the news that Barry Conlon, Adam Proudlock and the Jarman will take part in this afternoon's reserves game, how about the far more cuddly, and 100 per cent masculine, visage of Super Baz?

Look into those eyes. It's like peering through a window into Hell. Now you know how fourth division defenders feel. And probably why Sol Campbell didn't fancy a Boxing Day run-in with the Drogheda Destroyer. T'ra!