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The news about Grimsby Town Football Club

27 February 2014

Hello. I'm your original/regular Diary and I'm here today to comment on the news about Grimsby Town Football Club. Surely there's no better way to do this, I thought just now, than visiting Grimsby Town Football Club's website and clicking through to the news section. So I did. The lead story there was headlined 'Aswad – Sweat A La La La'. I don't know what that means but I know Grimsby Town have a player called Aswad Thomas so I guessed it might be at least in some way relevant. So I clicked it. There wasn't any text, just a video. The video shows Aswad Thomas dancing on a trampette. I work in a shared office so I can't really turn the sound up on this computer to hear what he's saying, or if he's dancing to some music. Aswad shows you his tummy a bit though. I suppose that might be nice for you if you like footballers' tummies. The video plays for one minute and 19 seconds. That's one minute and 19 seconds of my life I'll never get back. I hope it's taken you less time than that to read today's Diary.