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Saturday 19 October 2019

Leyton Orient (Home)

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Is your club in a terrible run of form? Do you need to face disastrously inconsistent opposition in order to turn it around? Look no further than Grimsby Town FC

Report: How come you don't move?

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Previously: Mansfield Town (H)

Report: Fool and the Gang

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Anthony Crane (2003-06) 45 apps

Unchallenged holder of biggest arsed GTFC player of all time. Also came close to being the biggest arse of all time.


In the weekend diary: a good, hard kick up the backside; we all need a bit of Hegativity; and which team did you see Town play in your first ever game?

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The Thundercliffe Files: Aaaaaalexander, Alexander, Alexander

Keith Alexander brought skill, determination, a touch of the haphazard, and above all a smile to Grimsby Town

The Thundercliffe Files: Where are they dredging up these referees?

As the top league hoovers up all the referees to administer VAR, we are left with the dregs. And it shows

The Grim Reality September 2019: Robson rises

How would Town players perform in fantasy football? Richard Lord does the sums for September

On the doorstep of the club

Some Town fans travel for half a day to see a home game. For Kerry William Purcell it was different – growing up on Blundell Avenue

More features



The finest in Europe; Alan Buckley; attendances; and a Nobel Prize for Literature nomination


Five games without a goal? We've got just the tonic, a quiz about goals, by Jamie Anderson with Liz Anderson

From the archive

Pete Green on the pearls of wisdom bestowed only on those fortunate enough to be born within the shadow of Grimsby dock tower


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