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Braintree Town (Home)

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Guess we'll soon find out whether the whole rotation and resting players thing is bollocks or not

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Report: Ailing and failing

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"I'll tell you who I blame, John. I blame the Frenchman. I could get any female off the street to do what he did today."

Russell Slade on Thomas Pinault


In Thursday's diary: Leicester, Braintree, Halifax and Lineker but nothing about the absence of white dogshit

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My Grimsby: not just any old northern town

A new addition to our 'what makes Grimsby special' feature: the perils of asking for the car park when you come from Grimsby

El Pupas at Gateshead

Grimsby, Gateshead, Dundee United and Atletico Madrid. Tony Dabb explains the baleful link

Play-off tickets: giving fans the bird

Ticketing arrangements for the play-off final have been announced and once again nobody has considered the fans

One-hit wonders: the prequel

Playing for Town once and once only is nothing new. Neville Butt takes the story back in time.

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It's just like the Beeb's Points of View except not on the telly and without a rant from 'Disgusted of Dagenham'


Our latest quiz tempers your pre-season optimism with a look back at first games of seasons past

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Pete Green on the pearls of wisdom bestowed only on those fortunate enough to be born within the shadow of Grimsby dock tower


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