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27 July 2016

Gainsborough Trinity 3 Town 2

Promising first-half signs from a Town with a target man at last, but another dodgy result, for what it's worth

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Previously: Sheffield United (H)

Report: Grimsby 1 Sheffield United 3

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Dale Banton (1989) 8 apps

Signed on loan from Shalamar in 1989 and now owns three unisex hair salons in and around Goole.


In Thursday's diary: Gainsborough (not the painter); a target man; the Football League Trophy; and unabashed nepotism

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First Team Vacancy (Voluntary)

Town are looking for a 30+ goals-a-season striker. Is that you? Could you offer your time for free?

The life and soul

Tony Barker pays a funny, affectionate tribute to a proper Grimsby character: his dad Harry

Wrestling with pigs

Toto Nsiala is far from the first Town player to leave the club after abuse from fans. Peter Anderson weighs up rights and responsibilities

A man out of a Moulson

In the late 60s, a Grimsby legend took a hand in the footballing education of his young neighbour

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Pete Green on the pearls of wisdom bestowed only on those fortunate enough to be born within the shadow of Grimsby dock tower


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