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Diary - Friday 9 September 2005

9 September 2005

A quick guest-penned diary today as I've got a car to pack for a camping trip to Haworth.

Andy Parkinson is a major doubt for tomorrow's game at Peterborough, which means Russell Slade might be forced to field a full strength side. Arse. Gary Cohen is full of doubt again, Town's dieticians are making Ciaran Toner drink two pints of milk a day, while Tom Taylor's signing will continue to puzzle if he fails to make the squad.

"They suck you in, you think you are dominating the game and all of a sudden they break out and get at you very quickly." Is Peterborough manager Mark Wright on about Town's tactics or some wildlife programme he saw on the National Geographic? Mr Wright is prepared though. "I saw [Russell Slade] a few years ago on holiday, so I know what to expect." He'll not be in his trunks this time though, Mark.

Artichoke kazoo snurg, wibble wibble snort, jingo jingo caribou cavort wheeeeeeeeeee.