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Diary - Wednesday 7 September 2005

7 September 2005

Hello and welcome from yet another ersatz diarist. Occasional Guest Diary here.

Who'd have thunk it eh? Two goals, an excellent away victory at a club near the top of the table and going third in the table. Blyth certainly earned the three points over Guiseley and look set to take the Unibond Premier by storm. Oh, and Town won away again, but I'm getting quite blase about that now.

So, what news does today bless us with? Well, you can hang out with some chairman or other at a match against one of those rich clubs - I forget the name, they all look the same, don't they? Or, if paying lots of money to do that doesn't float your goat you could always buy some used, slightly flashy white football boots and get a couple of free tickets for said Big Game stuffed inside. Failing that, if you're a season ticket holder, the club have kindly allowed you to buy a ticket for the cup match. At the normal price. Just the one. In your usual seat. It's nice that they go out of their way to reward their loyal fans isn't it?

The Englishman was happy with the result last night. He says so. Although he wasn't too happy that we gave the ball away in the wrong areas. I assume in training they'll be working on giving the ball away in the right areas. Those Frenchies though eh? If they're not smoking gitanes and wearing onions round their neck they're doing daft things like not being from France at all. It's a crazy world, boys and girls.

And with nought much else in the news to get excited about, I leave you with this article in the Telewag whose content sadly can't match the excellence of its title. Cheerio.