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Diary - Saturday 3 September 2005

3 September 2005

You know the last sentence Elvis spoke? OK, the last but one, before "I knew we needed some more bog roll when we popped down to Tesco's last night." It was probably something like "Don't be silly! Hamburgers are good for you!" And when your team is one-nil up at half time and the PA announcer tells you how the league table will look if the scores stay as they are, and your team would climb to second place, you just know what's going to happen next, don't you?

I'm having a week off. See you on the 12th.