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Diary - Monday 16 June 2008

16 June 2008

A game to look forward to on the August bank holiday. A New Year's Day match to And plenty of exciting holiday derby games against your fierce local rivals. These are just some of the thrills not on offer from the league fixture list, which is published today and conforms fully with all the relevant requirements laid out in the authorities' campaign to purge football of all remaining traces of fun. Town's 2008-09 season kicks off at home to Rochdale on Saturday 9 August in front of about 3,600 spectators, and then they play 45 other matches which I'm probably not allowed to tell you about because of the scumsucking parasitic motherfuckers who are preposterously permitted to hold copyright on the fixture list, and then they finish 15th.

Oh, and the club shop is open again.

Are you still here?