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Diary - Saturday 4 July 2009

4 July 2009

It's not every day there's a Diary on Saturday - indeed, at the very most it could only be every seven days - but then it's not every day Town's communications supremo Mr Dale Ladson commits such a soaring Freudian slip as he is guilty of today.

Two minutes and 41 seconds in to an otherwise unremarkable Mariners World interview about Town's two new signings, Dale asks Mike Newell:

"Is Penis Peter Sweeney better than this division?"

No! Really? Let's listen again.

"Is Penis Peter Sweeney better than this division?"

Really.

Mr Newell, to his eternal credit, refrains not only from giggling but also from observing that a fully fit Sweeney playing in the fourth division will be nothing less than cock of the walk.