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Diary - Wednesday 26 May 2010

26 May 2010

Mardy Diary writes: Ooh! Signings alert. There may possibly be a signing or two very soon apparently - one alleged to be Michael Coulson and the other a player who has yet to be given a name. Bad parenting, that. Neil Woods is reported to be "confident" in making these signings. Ho-hum. I'm not going to sit here and wait because it'll probably be next Thursday before there's actually an announcement.

Oddly, the "tour" of Scotland that was originally reported as possibly involving two or three friendlies against Scottish sides, is possibly only going to involve a single friendly against a Scottish side, or no friendlies at all. The players are going up to Stirling, instead, to do a bit of the old bondage, er, bonding and to use the world class facilities they have at Stirling University. What facilities these are, I haven't a buggering clue - so if any of our readers are based up that way - hello, Kevin Graham - perhaps they'd be so kind to pay a visit to Stirling University and let us know what these world class facilities are.

This week, the role of being the player to Tell The Telegraph We've Not Been The Best Lately But We'll Get Better Now, Honest is Tommy Wright - hang on, it's the close season isn't it? At least give us a few weeks off before we start up with those stories again. Woods said there would be a smaller squad this coming season, so if the Telegraph are starting with this already they're either hoping that Town are going to be any good (thus negating the need for these stories), or they have some other devious plan up their sleeve. If they're not careful they'll be on to the Under-11s before October. Although the Under-11s are usually any good, aren't they?

How many fake news stories do you need to produce before people actually visit your site? League Three? Either the person who wrote that is stupid, or they're just a massive twat. Seeya.