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Diary - Thursday 6 May 2010

6 May 2010

Mardy diary writes: What am I more nervous about? The election, the game on Saturday - or that exam in a couple of weeks which I haven't revised for yet because I can't keep my mind off the football? June is going to be a relaxing month for me - which should help prepare me for July when the Tories cut my job. Hurrah!

There's not much happening in the news today really - it's all about the anticipation, isn't it? Hudson and Atkinson got in that team of the week thing, which is fair enough as I thought they both had good games. Rochdale say they're going to try really, really hard against Barnet. I hope they do - although word has it that they've generally been playing quite well recently, but failing to score from the chances they've created. I don't know if that's good or bad right now to be honest - I'm just going to go to Burton on Saturday, get drunk, and well, see what happens.

The chairman's challenge trophy takes place tonight where a fans team test their footballing skills against club legends like John McDermott and er, Matt Bloomer and um... Jonny Rowan. Ahem. Anyway, moving on. The super-youthers continue to perform well, despite having silly names like Kai. This isn't Australia you know - let's have some proper names like Dave and John. What is wrong with you people?

And that is your lot for today I'm afraid, as my brain refuses to calm down. Just remember: if you are thinking of voting Tory today, it's because you're a selfish twat. See ya.