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Diary - Tuesday 28 May 2013

28 May 2013

I could watch clips of Klopp clapping on a permanent loop.

Ah, there you are, in the future, reading these sepia-scented, rose-tinted sighings from Town's golden past. Here I am, your extra special fried rice, curry sauce and chips Bonus Diary writing at some point before now. When is now? The future is now!

Well, what did you do on the long, long weekend? Did you fancy a bit of Eurovision? Ein hundertausand fussballfans going clip-clippety-clop on the Wembley stairs. Oh yeah! It's the supersonic Teutonic future, all hi-viz pests, der passing and das movement. Oh, hang on, wasn't that our Buckleyan past? So the future is the past and the past is the future - that's a Mariners Mobius strip of logic. No wonder old Flagsmasher Fenty is confused. At least he hasn't started bleating on about "reproducing more effectively in the digital and retail arenas". Yet. He reads the internet and gets funny ideas you know.

With the local rag-tag media mag reduced telling us about Wrexham players who are happy, and Liam Hearn muttering in morse code about Jamie Devitt being a bit rubbish for Town, there's no news today. It seems a common sight, but people passing by don't know the reason why. Hey, but the buses are free!