Cod Almighty | Diary

Yes! We have no bananas

25 October 2013

Hello, hello. Yes, it's your just-got-out-of-bed Mardy Diary here again. As the only full-time, fully paid member of staff here at the ivory towers of Cod Almighty I often find it a challenge to get out of bed and write this diary. And for the poxy £90k a year they pay me, I imagine you're wondering why I even bother. It is true that I often don't get out of bed for less – but enough about my other 'career'.

In your no-news Friday: no news! Paul Hurst is giving nothing away, except that he'll only be using players who are fit to play. But rest assured he's taking the match seriously, which is a relief, as I don't think his normal happy-go-lucky, joyful demeanour is really befitting of such a banana-skin type game. How slippy are banana skins anyway? Do you think your modern banana skins are a bit more slippery than your classic banana skins? It's the chemicals they use, I bet. Anyway, we must know so drop us a line. As you can see from the latest Postbag, we print anything. ANYTHING.

That's yer lot for today, I'm off back to bed. In the meantime, have a read of our Rushall preview while you're here. Have a good weekend.