Cod Almighty | Diary

Typical bloody Cod Almighty

11 February 2014

Excellent news for Town fans. This evening's match at Dartford is OFF.

From our last five league games, we have taken just six points. Regardless of their relative importance, our games in hand look much more impressive than our recent points in the bag. Our best chance of promotion is clearly to have so many postponements that the Conference is forced to throw its hands in the air, blow its top and organise the final league table on the basis of some dodgy points-per-game ratio.

As you have probably read enough on fixture congestion, Middle-Aged Diary is going to write something you never expected to see in Cod Almighty: David Cameron is right. To nick a line from Bill Bailey, I'm off now to lecture the Scots on the importance of remaining in the United Kingdom, from a piece of expensive infrastructure built in London; introduce measures calculated to boost xenophobia which will have no impact on any real social or economic issue but will play well in the Daily Mail; and to foster the demonisation of the weakest in society while doing nothing to address the far larger issue of the undeserving rich.

Bye.