Cod Almighty | Diary

I blame John Barnes. White boots?! YOU MAD JOHN?

1 December 2014

Pinch punch and all that nonsense. Hope you've got your decs up, guys. I think 1 December is the earliest day to stick your Christmas decorations up – that's when the calendar starts, that's when the churches really kick off, so that's when we should. There was a house down Columbia Road that used to put their Christmas decorations up on 1 November, once they had taken their Hallowe'en decs down. I know, I know, we shouldn't trust anyone that puts up Hallowe'en garb, but hey ho! Ho ho ho!

Should we have taken Telford a bit more seriously on Saturday? Well guys, I just don't know. There's one of these to have a read of and one of these too. That should sort you out. Watching the highlights, though, had me groaning and gasping like the best of them. "You've gotta finish from there, Lenny!" "Oh, JP, seriously, I mean, srsly?!" Fair play to JPP, though, for having a proper footballer's pair of football boots. You'll know when you see them. Fair play to their defender for tonking it too, reet peach that.

Should Hurststststs have taken off JakMak when he did? He'd just scored his first goal, got that burn in his belly and apparently played as well as he did in those Youtube clips we all got so giddy about, then bang! Off. Neilson on. Bah. I've said this before and I'll say it again: I'm not a manager, but by 'eck, I wuntadunthat, lad. We're second by the skin of our teeth thanks to some results going and not going our way. I've never seen skin on teeth, FYI.

Should we beat Nuneaton in the first round of the FA Trophy? Er, yeah! They're third bottom so we'll thump them. Oh, wait. We're away too. Well, we play better away, sometimes. Don't we? I don't know any more. We'll have to wait and see when Saturday (13 Dec) comes. Hang on, that's our next game. Bloody nora. Well I hope they keep fit in that time, because, you know, two weeks is a long time without a game. Ideas to keep them going? Send them in here.

Should I have started another paragraph with the word 'should'? Too late now, guys. It's gonna be a quiet few weeks on the Town front, so get writing in and help out us poor sods at CA Towers. UTM!