Cod Almighty | Diary

Tory slaves 4 life yeah!

8 July 2015

Hello and welcome to a life under the Tory government where George Osborn (con) is doing over the poor and helping the rich. What a day. Happy Wednesday! All Tories are bellends, not necessarily the views of Cod Almighty but definitely the views of your London Diary. Just look at them all; Gary Barlow, Peter Stringfellow, Karen Brady, Jim Davidson and our very own TopCon. That's a five a side team I'd love to play on a rainy day at King George.

Now for some cheerier news. It's the day we've all been waiting for, we get to see the new lads in the new strip and the new summer haircuts in full swing. The 4G turf has been watered and fluffed up at the Bradley Football Development Centre (BFDC, or 'Bradley' for short) and the mighty Mariners take on the head-turners (Owls), Cleethorpes Town FC in the 'battle of two teams who don't know where the bloody hell home is'. I think the tickets have all sold out, with some still on the gate, if you're going down I'm sure you're in for a treat. I fully expect The Fishy to be awash with shandy drinkers lambasting the fact that we didn't win 19-0 and 'why the bloody hell didn't Dave Moore get a hat trick'. Calm down dear.

Season tickets continue to sell like hot cakes that are now slightly warm, but the clubs resident accounts man/gypsy lookalike hopes that the cakes will be reheated this week and continue to fly out the door. (Basically this is the busiest week for sales apparently, so if you haven't got your ticket yet, nab it up now you scamp).

And finally, our friends over at The CodPod have released their first podcast. It's half an hour long, so between us, we've got that lunch break covered (or toilet break, depending on your diet).

I best be off as I need to sort out how to leave this country. Jokes. WE'RE ALL TORY SLAVES NOW. UTM!