Cod Almighty | Postbag
Decomposed but possessed
26 June 2012
Letters. You write them. Occasionally. We publish them. Occasionally. And so the World turns.
Pffft
I'm sending this to put things right after the last postbag, which Mr Dillerstone took over, or maybe no-one else could be arsed to send anything because Town haven't played or signed anyone or something... and breathe.
Yes, my lack of grammar is down to my annoyance at Mr Dillerstone's comments. For example "I don't even mind John Fenty".... well fuck me. I've spent 7 bloody years having the same conversation about TOPCON (yea...sue me..Tory boy) and I can assure you he does bloody mind.
Then he bangs on about nostalgia and filling up because of a video of Grimsby and Cleethorpes...piss off!!!! He buggered off to live in Mablegrad and now it's got a new suave coffee shop he thinks he can pull the wool over my eyes and pretend to hang on to his roots... well you can't..so there.
You've sold out Mr Dillerstone..joined the ranks of the elitist few who sup coffee out of posh china cups and eat in restaurants ordering foreign muck that isn't chinese or a curry. I'm guessing come August there will be a vacant seat next to me at Blundell Park as you'll be sat with your new chums in the posh seats, having a bloody fish and chip meal in your suit and tie pre game, instead of frequenting that customer friendly local pub, with pleasant surroundings, ambience and interesting conversation to boot. And Tony Butcher.
from Jase Ives (Season ticket holder who used to sit next to a miserable twat from Mablethorpe)
Letters Ed responds: Your move, Mark. We've a couple of letters pages to fill before the season starts.
Flattery is the sincerest form of flattery
Dear CA,
Seeing as you are struggling for news/anything and Jevons is in the news due to joining newly promoted Hyde, I thought I would help out in padding out next CA.
Ballad of Phil Jevons Written by Pete Green, you can sing to the YouTube clip. It passes the time until August.
How can I object to you if you score four times in an afternoon? Phil, your boots are white but if you fill your boots like that, we'll forgive that shite Your finishing was really quite sublime The Barnsley fans were leaving at half time
A Scouser's work is never done and when you signed from Everton you scored a gem at Liverpool but got yourself shipped out on loan to Hull A lazy sod or just a nervous wreck? A 35-yard millstone round your neck
And you and me are just a pair of slackers We're gonna carry on until they sack us
Four grand a week with bonuses I would say the onus is on you to justify that salary It took a run in the reserves to make you see: motivated not by Groves but fear Scoring goals and saving your career
You shrugged your shoulders as the Mariners went down and then you buggered off to Yeovil Town
Regards
from Jan Przeniczny GrimPol
Letters Ed responds: Who is this Pete Green guy anyway?
Hope dies last. But its death was long anticipated
Morning chaps
I've just been looking at your wonderful playing squad contract tracker and am surprised to see we have what looks like a pretty decent squad under contract already. I'm still a bit upset about a couple of the players we have let go but it's not all doom and gloom is it? Not yet anyway, that comes in September.
Regards,
from Rich Mills
Thanks Rich, and thanks Jase and Jan.