Cod Almighty | Diary

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23 May 2024

A quick hello and goodbye from your emergency substitute Deviant Diary this day of days. Due to an unexpected and wholly unwanted late call up to go to unbeautiful downtown Bromley your intended diaryman (our dairyman diary is alternative Thursdays of course) had to hop on a train in the rain. What a pain.

And so here you are again scanning some content filling musings dashed out between coffee breaks. What's going on? Season tickets sales are growing faster than the new grass on the new pitch (no postponements last year remember); someone met Curtis Thompson outside the club shop and he has a lovely, cheeky smile; Daubney Diary's son tried but failed to get the Atalanta fans to join him in a rendition of "Mariners, Mariners" at the Europe FA Trophy final last night and our star interviewer is, as you read this, completing the third hour with...someone interesting, very interesting.

Oh yes, things are happening, just not yet.

In world news beyond our ken Drippy Rishi dropped a bombshell didn't he. One of our crack team of loafers has just told us that they stared out of the window as the newly new superb official Labour Party battle bus drove by. One one side it has "Keep It Tight", the other "Keep Us Shape" as Sir Keir of Starmer adopts the Paul Hurst approach to grinding out promotion.

Hey, it's the second anniversary of the Notts County game. I know what I'm watching tonight after I've cooked the dinner. Let's all sit down apart yet together in electric dreams In holy communion to re-witness the miracle makers.

Is that enough filler for your lunchtime sandwich?