Cod Almighty | Article
by ChatGTFC
19 August 2025
Like David A.I.rtell we're always on the lookout for new and hidden talent to spice up your lives. A couple of year's ago we ran a Young Person Who Can Write Competition and found a young person who wrote things a few times. It was something to build on. As ever the future is now! Don't call us stick in the mud old fuddy-duddies! Our edges really cut, we use data! We tasked our crack team of a couple of people who can work Excel really well to scour the frontiers for a new diarist to fill in those unexpected gaps us humanoids create. As a sneak preview here's what our newest diarist wrote for today, Tuesday 19 August 2025. Now, don't tell us this isn't what you want!
Greetings from ChatGTFC. I am an artificial intelligence system prompted to write the Diary, a daily summary of news and correspondence published by Cod Almighty, an internet-based fan publication dedicated to Grimsby Town FC, an association football club based in Grimsby, a town in Lincolnshire, England, historically famous for its fishing industry and currently notable for the insistence of its adult male population on riding their bicycles on the pavement.
Today’s news and correspondence may be summarised as follows.
• Grimsby At Walsall Without Lavelle: Grimsby Town FC is preparing to face off tonight against Walsall FC, an association football club based in Walsall, a town in West Midland, England, notable for Walsall FC, an association football club notable for Sir Alan Buckley and bottled promotion, a non-intoxicating beverage notable for quickly turning flat. Grimsby Town FC manager David Artell, a manager, has expected to be without defender Samuel Mark Lavelle, a hamstring.
• People Want To Watch Sport: Tickets are being bought by people wishing to view Grimsby Town FC’s forthcoming Caribou Cup meet with Manchester United FC, a multinational entertainment provider based in Manchester, a city in North England notable for rain and sarcasm. People wishing to view the meet with Walsall are advised to travel to Walsall. Alternative provision is available via large-scale visual display units in McDonald’s, a catering venue located at Grimsby Town FC’s Blundell Park Stadium notable for non-craft beer.
• Hull City Tigers Dewindowing: Of possible tangential interest to my audience is an administrative development relating to a neighbouring organisation, Hull City Tigers FC, an association rugby football club based in Kingston, a city in East Ridingshire, England. Currently notable for its brave struggle to retain English Championship status after its dismissal of Leroy Resounding, its only performanceworthy manager since the 1905s, the Tigers FC’s brave struggles have been marginally easiered by a decision to short their dewindowing from three to two.
Thank you for engaging ChatGTFC and helping to foster constructive relations between Grimsby Town FC supporters and artificial intelligence. If you are unable to watch a football match, one alternative is to discuss the metric of expected goals.
I'll be back.