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Diary - Wednesday 13 April 2005

13 April 2005

Hello you. Juicy guest diary news nuggets for your delectation.

The club's official site reports the sell-off of the remaining ticket stock for the Scunthorpe goes well. "Get [your] tickets as soon as possible to avoid disappointment." Does that mean Town are guaranteed to win?

Tony Crane speaks out on his fitness hell, and not accompanied with his gigantic arse in tow. That's because it's a not-so rotund rump these days. "When I came back I was carrying a bit of weight, I'd been out for six months and couldn't run." However, Tone has resorted to an unusual form of weight loss, seemingly involving a large number of Kleenex tissues and a shelf's worth of 'adult' magazines. "I had no option but to knuckle down. I've done that and I look better for it." Whether this was behind closed doors or under the close supervision of physio Dave Moore is unknown.

Further fall-out from 'Radebe-gate' continues, this time with the Leeds fans chipping in with their two-pennyworth. They're looking at donating ten per cent of the night's profit to the KTMA fund and help arrange a friendly against the mighty United of Leeds. Remains to be said: if all this had been said to start with wouldn't everyone involved have looked super-ace?

That's it. Time to kick the stereo. That new Razorlight tune is bloody grating.