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Diary - Tuesday 1 September 2009

1 September 2009

Idle Diary writes: GTFC's subversive media department tries to detract us from remembering Saturday's shit-pile of a performance with news of the team trying their hand at another sport, and losing. "Grimsby Town FC were narrowly beaten by Grimsby Town Cricket Club in a charity cricket match at the weekend," chirps the SNOS, revealing cricket virgin Grant Normington knocked off 30 runs, while Robbie Stockdale "looked good in the field too, taking an incredible Paul Collingwood type catch in the slips." For God's sake Newell, get that man in goal at Port Vale.