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Diary - Thursday 13 May 2010
13 May 2010
On this day of Thor the gods smile upon those they will destroy. Deviant Diary shall look into the runes to tell of futures past and then have some cheese on toast.
Wasn't it lovely to see the podgy posh boy and his body double fag enter a very public civil partnership. It truly is a new Britain. It's all about partnerships these days, in the national interest of course. They're doing it for you, because we're all in it together. And now Town have their own Mike and Bernie Winters double act: Fenty and Parker, our very own million dollar babies. They claim up to a million of the English pounds they hold will be made available for the good of our nation during these troubled times. How fascinating, they think that to deal with a fiscal crisis they need to invest funds, not cut costs. Some more quantitative teasing of the masses by our masters.
And there was you thinking that Fenty (con) was going to be Fenty (gone).
And there was you thinking Positive John had gone all negative on his Pyewipe dream donkey: "Mike and I are joined at the hip in that objective". So more time and money to be washed away on his field of dreams to look forward to. Let's just get promoted eh?
Ah, next season and stuff. The dull aching thud of the hip Football Conference fixture list won't emerge until the end of June, so delay making plans for the Barrow winter wonderland. The retained list is out next week and Straight Peter Bore would have sheepishly received loads of player of the year trophies, but there will be no Player of the Year ceremony. So he had to make do with looking sheepish in a young person's jacket. So when are Scunnythorpe going to sign him for £50,000 plus 23% of Nigel Adkins' positive personality?
Bookmark this. It's where we are now, where the word on the experienced street says there are only four or five decent teams, the rest are hard working families, sorry, eew-aww cloggers.
Is that it? It surely is. You must not blink or you'll miss what didn't happen.