Cod Almighty | Postbag

The one with the tumbleweed

21 October 2003

Giz a job

I was going to be a centre forward for Town, but how can I if I couldn't even get in the school team? Does your average Town fan have the ability to score 20 goals a season in the third tier of the English professional game? I think not! Give us a chance to be a footballer. Otherwise if you do not want people to play football why have a match?

from David Duff

Things you only know if you're from Legoland

re: Things you only know if you come from Grimsby. Only people from Grimsby would be able to go to Legoland, Windsor and bore the pants off anyone standing too close with comments like: 'That's a model of the Corporation Road Bridge'; 'Oh Look, the GRIMSBY Dock Tower.'; and 'And there's the Victoria Mills.'

from Ernie Teale

Hello? Helloooooooo? The feedback page still works you know? Honest guv.