Cod Almighty | Postbag

Postbag: Gary Croft

5 August 2005

Gary Croft. Gary Croft. Gary. Croft. The boy Crofty. Good old Gazzer. Gary Crozzer. Gazzer Crozzer. Crofty. Lofty Crofty. Gary "Croft" Croft. Crafty Crofty. The Crofster. Gaz. The Croftmeister. Our Gary.If you're as excited about the return of Gary Croft as me just email postbag@codalmighty.com and blather on like I just did. Until next time kids…

Chester man

Re the e-maily type letter from a Chester fan claiming he has been to Blundell Park - I think he's lying.

To write to this site from his over-priced mock tudor semi, in his over-priced mock tudor 'city' slating the jewel of the Humber Riviera. Does this man know nothing? This is the real North matey just without the whippets. No five quid for a cup of 'latte' here. No, Grimsby is where men are real men and then some. Not that I live in the shit hole any more like but I'm still offended, well sort of… Ok, not really. I just didn't like his tone. Or his team come to think of it.

Errrr right then that'll be it. Oh and the Peterborough fan who thought anybody but Fry could have kept them up has obviously never heard of Nicky Law.

from Blackandwhitebarmy

Letters Ed responds: Boo, Chesters, boo.

Martin Reddy

Re: Spot the Difference. Long hair, play up front, overpaid, not as good as they should be… oh, hang on, one of them wears number 9 and the other doesn't.

from Michael Shelton

Livvo in a T

Got my Macca T-shirt, it's lovely, but enough of the 'decent' players - let's have some proper cult heroes, where's the Livvo shirts dammit?

from Al Wilkinson

Letters Ed responds: Coming soon: Cod Almighty wigs. Now you too can look just like Dale Banton.

Je ne c'est pas porquoi

Can someone please report that "manager" to the Commission for Racial Equality? Or is he merely looking for a (French) scapegoat for his future ineptness (GTel report on Lincoln game, 1 August).

from Phil Shorter

Pearl Groves

I wuz jst reeding ur stoopid story about paul groves. do u all rilly think that he has dun all that stuff cos if u do then u must be stoopider than u luk. he is still playing footy u idiets!

from OMG-WTF-Mariner

Letters Ed responds: Yes. Very good.