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4 November 2021

Last-Minute Sub Diary is here to do what Jim Dobbin didn't and take the ball to the corner to play down the clock until #MatchdayEve. 

Town 7 Lincoln 1? We'll have a bit of that for starters, a win for the GTSET Shadow Scholarship XI against their Impish counterparts in the EFL U19 Cup. Not entirely sure what the Shadow Scholarship is, so there's my first piece of delegation and your first homework.

James McKeown's testimonial dinner is on tonight and there are some ace items to bid on if signed memorabilia is your thing. This thread has all the details, including how to get your bids in and ensure Clifton beats Kane in the Battle of the Harry Shirts.

Kris Green has a guide to the Kiddy game available on the official site. We're betting it doesn't have as many hidden song references as our own but teaming the pair up should guarantee you have everything covered for Saturday.

And finally the ghost of failed stadiums past is here to close the diary. Extreme Leisure, remember them? They were the skateboarders John Fenty teamed up with for the most recent GTFC relocation swing and miss.

With a proven track record of delivering no stadiums ever, in 2017 Fenty defended Extreme and pointed to a project to renovate an abandoned ski slope as proof of their credentials. One of our Sheffield correspondents has sent us news that locals will have to hone their slalom skills elsewhere as the slope has officially joined the stadium on the list of abandoned Extreme projects.